Marsupial;

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

jbrclothing:

Cool Do’s

luisgpiercing:

jordibaby:

thegrifter:

paddyfuckinmcconville:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

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Horse tornado!

😹😹

Sand moose! I’m dying!!!

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be-brief:

I am a fully grown adult female and I still can’t reach the top cabinets in my house.

This.
My uncle even made me a step stool. Still doesn’t work.

tastefullyoffensive:

Bitchception. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Bitchception. [x]

deathwingxvx:

ok here are 6 selfies 2k14 yw

hypnotisings:

“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies.”
Happy 34th Birthday, Harry

hypnotisings:

β€œThe one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies.”

Happy 34th Birthday, Harry